Cats.

More Proof That Jamie One Day Will Be A Cat Lady:
My cats (3) have been spoiled with soft food for...maybe the past month? My one cat, Sultan, is incredibly shy and because of this food change he has become a really. big. diva.
Each morning and evening he yowls angrily and expectantly for his soft canned food while Jasmine, his sister, waits patiently. It's been good for him socially speaking, because he no longer fears all forms of human interaction, but seriously. Such a diva.

We have run out of soft food.

They pitifully turn their noses up the the hard kitty kibble of old. They look at their bowls and then up at me with disgust. They nibble little bites and act as though it is physically painful for them to eat this garbage. How could I be so insensitive. They refuse to eat.

I don't know why I felt the need to tell you all that.
Cat people are like this you see.
It's the same reason we buy articles of clothing with cats on them.
Or mugs.
Or slippers.
Steven, I was going to buy you a cat mug for Christmas...
You see, for now it's a trendy Forever21 novelty cat T-shirt.
Soon it will be the full blown, over washed Kitty sweater/track pants combo covered in mustard stains and fur.
Soon.
Very soon.